Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Humor Chic – Expectant mum. Karl Lagerfeld and Julia Restoin Roitfeld. A perfect ultrasound!

Big commitments and sleepless nights ahead for Grandma Carine, oh excuse me, Madame Carine ... In a few months, she’ll find herself, for her and our happiness, becoming the first Grandma queen of porno chic. Her wonderful and adorable daughter Julia Restoin-Roitfeld is expecting her first, and the father is the very charming model Robert Konjic. That the future Grandma Carine is in total ecstasy is clear. Just look at the light radiating from her lovely face nowadays. But among the many loyal family friends, the one who’s been hit hardest of all seems to be Grandpa Lagerfeld. In fact this special event has made​​him realize he’ll soon be catapulted into a new era as great-granddad. Meanwhile at Maison Chanel skilled hands have started to make a special baby layette because it seems that happy Grandpa Karl has demanded at all the costs to know the sex of the unborn child ... obsessions of the fourth age?
To our dear Julia hearty congratulations and big hug... 

Monday, February 27, 2012

Humor Chic Point of View - Milan Fashion Week, Giorgio Armani. When the cut is made by a prophet!

Regular as a Swiss watch, punctual as the menopausal hysteria typical of the many women in Italian fashion journalism, punctual as the tons of bullshit fired by the old and depressing Italian Chamber of Fashion, punctual as the invariable and useless contest organized by Vogue Italy to launch young designers. (But the editorial staff never find the time to support or go and see those young Italian talents who produce their own collections and present them on the catwalk quite independently). Punctual as the avalanche of celebratory and self-celebratory Woowws repeated continuously for every collection put on the catwalk, even if it sucks, punctual as the immense quantities of grotesque circus outfits that have nothing to do with fashion but rather the bad taste that has pervaded much of the front rows of the shows .... And yes, my friends, punctual as always this time came the pearls of wisdom you wouldn’t want to miss from the great Prophet Grandpa Armani, who to round off this bog-tedious kermesse was careful to remind the whole circus that he’s the only one who does real design, because his core business is in the clothes he designs and produces for an army of real women. Prophet Giorgio does not want to be compared to those bad guys like Prada, Gucci, nor even to those likeable and open-minded designers who have fun creating fashion collections, like that visionary prankster called Marc Jacobs. No, gentlemen, the supreme Prophet Grandpa Giorgio won’t have anything to do with that canaille, because fashion is a serious matter and they don’t undertake to do business with clothes but simply churn out tons of shoes and handbags to satisfy that typical masochistic pleasure every true fashionista is looking for... sore feet and sore backs!
And thank goodness, punctual as ever, like Milan Fashion Week, even this huge avalanche of bullshit has passed over our heads ... as always signed by the supreme Prophet, dear old granddaddy Giorgio Armani!
Au revoir chicest!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Humor Chic NYFW - Alexa Chung pose for Humor Chic Newspaper

Watch out for the next wave of exclusive Humor Chic Newspaper near Marc Jacobs Fashion Show!

Monday, February 06, 2012

Humor Chic by aleXsandro Palombo is getting ready for New York Fashion Week... !

Humor Chic - Bernard Arnault. Super Bomb!

Strong profits for luxury goods giant LVMH

French luxury goods giant LVMH says it enjoyed a banner year in 2011 with net profits above three billion euros ($A3.70 billion) despite the uncertain global economy.
"2011 was another great vintage for LVMH," group CEO Bernard Arnault said in a statement.
Super Bomb! Uncle Bernard is Damn Cool...

Thursday, February 02, 2012

CULT - FASHION SIMPSONS by aleXsandro Palombo

Anna Wintour, Grace Coddington, Diane Pernet, Karl Lagerfeld, Alber Elbaz, Coco Chanel, Iris Apfel, Suzy Menkes, Hilary Alexander, Marc Jacobs, Donatella Versace, Allegra Versace, Dita Von Teese. Fashion Simpsons by aleXsandro Palombo













Humor Chic Exclusive - Anna Wintour coaching for New York Fashion Week!