After sweet Anna publicly declared her disgust at Silvio Berlusconi, Donatella Versace caught the Wintour infection and decided to have her say. Again talking to “La Repubblica” she said, "The mood is bad. I’m speaking of the country in general. Italy is unlivable. We need the women to protest again. If you’re going, let me know and I'll tag along."
You get it? If you’re going to protest, call her. If she doesn’t answer the phone it’s just because she’s so involved with Lenny Kravitz, so just drop by directly at her Milan office in Via del Gesù and press the doorbell, and if she doesn’t hear it ringing insistently just try again. What the fuck! Don’t be the usual greedy reactionary bastards, wanting to enjoy the proletarian protest all on your own. Do the right thing and besure to call comrade Donatella the Communist. She really cares, you know, You don’t want to disappoint a woman who has devoted her life to political struggle in the streets, the rights of the weakest and popular protests! Oh Donatella, when you uttered this ultra mega crap, what were you busy doing? The usual makeup or makeup removal, with hairpiece and daily Botox, or perhaps downing a bottle of scotch? Something else?
Thanks.
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