Humor Chic - Anna Wintour, Happy New Year

Humor Chic - Jonathan Newhouse, Carine Roitfeld and Anna Wintour, Au Revoir VOGUE PARIS... Oh, smash!!!

Humor Chic - Carine Roitfeld and Jonathan Newhouse, Au Revoir VOGUE PARIS

Carine Roitfeld and Jonathan Newhouse the charming CEO of Condè Nast International.

Humor Chic: Carine Roitfeld and Anna Wintour, Au Revoir VOGUE PARIS

Carine Roitfeld and Anna Wintour

Humor Chic Exclusive - Carine Roitfeld special Vogue Paris child abuse, The Perfect Gift for Pedophiles

After the publication of the special number of Vogue Paris in December, Carine Roitfeld handed in her resignation because, she said, when you reach the top of your profession, where things are always perfect, then it's time to change. We can’t find fault with Carine’s sublime reflection!
And in fact here at Humor Chic we’ve always supported her (No Baby Model), and decided to pay her homage by publishing the wonderful article that Vogue Paris produced this December to dispense advice about gift ideas to its cultivated and devoted readers.
But be careful, because the hand of Tom Ford signed this issue of Vogue and gave his backing to its creative development!
This demonstrates that when you reach such a high level of quality you have to reward it and above all show it off! And after seeing it, well, what can we say to our dear Carine? ... Perhaps that there was a lot of compulsion, strong compulsion, when she left!

You be the judge! Enjoy, everyone!


















Special Thanks:

- To the Fashion Stylist of the article, dear Melanie Huynh, Junior Editor at French Vogue, who has recently also become a Mom! Congratulations on the styling ... truly a clever mom! Impeccable!

- To the generous M. Bernard Arnault, boss of the luxury group LVMH, for supporting his brands with this incredible visual masterpiece, and also to M.François-Henri Pinault who, with his Gucci PPR luxury group has certainly been no less supportive!

- And to all the other firms that provided their valuable jewelry and fashion rags, starting with: Louis Vuitton, Dior, Dior Horlogerie, Fendi, Celine, Loewe, Chanel Joaillerie, Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Cartier, Tiffany & Co, Burberry Prorsum, Lanvin, Chopard, Giorgio Armani, Versace, Balmain, Christian Loubotin, Sergio Rossi, Chaumet, Bucellati, Prada, Boucheron, Valentino, Jimmy Choo, Bulgari, Rolex, John Galliano, Bottega Veneta, Baccarat, Ray Ban, Van Cleef & Arpels....

Would you like to see little girls winking, made up and styled as if they were hookers in a bawdy house waiting for clients?

Or perhaps you prefer them with plunging necklines, flashing their thighs and tottering on 12 inch heels?

Or perhaps putting them in situations that suggest Sapphic games is more exciting, don’t you agree?

And what if you took them directly to the Pedophile gentlemen?
What do you think?

A big thank you to VOGUE Paris for this child abuse , glamour style!

Humor Chic News - aleXsandro Palombo Interview for Turkish newspaper Hürriyet

Özlem Önal tam bir at binicisi Ronit Gülcan gerillanın teki

Interview by Sibel ARNA
26 Aralık 2010
Source: Hürriyet newspaper

aleXsandro Palombo son yılların en çılgın moda blogger’ı...İsminin böyle yazılmasını istiyor, seviyor. Humor Chic adını verdiği blogunu bir mizah dergisi titizliğiyle hazırlıyor. Her şeyi illüstrasyonla anlatıyor. Lafını da, çizgisini de hiç sakınmıyor. Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld gibi efsane isimleri tuvalette otururken, jartiyerle seks yaparken falan çiziyor. Hal böyle olunca bağımlılık yaratıyor. Moda dünyasındaki tüm detaylar, dedikodular onda. Kendisiyle bir röportaj yaptık ve röportajımız için Türkiye’nin şık kadınlarını çizip, yorumlamasını istedik....

Size tasarımcı diyebilir miyim?
- Ben bir tasarımcı olarak doğdum. 24 yaşındayken podyumda ilk kadın koleksiyonumu sergiledim. İsmimi taşıyan Alexsandro Palombo markası 10 yıl boyunca Milano Moda Haftası’nda defile yaptı. 34 yaşına geldiğimde de modayı bıraktım.

Neden?
- Çünkü bence İtalyan moda endüstrisi çok demode ve yanlış yönetiliyor. Yeteneğim ve başarılarım pek çok insana rahatsız edici geliyordu. Uzun bir dinlenme sürecinden sonra sevgimi illüstrasyona verdim. Bir resimli moda kitabı hazırladım, başarılı da oldu. Ben de 2009 Eylül’de Humor Chic’i kurdum. Resimli ‘giy ve çık’ modası, görgü kuralları ve sosyete, günlük mizah, eğlence, trendler, haberler ve atlatma haberler zihnimde harmanlanıp yazıya dökülüyor!

Moda dünyasının içinde olmanıza rağmen nasıl oluyor da karşıdan bakan birinin gözüyle yorum yapabiliyorsunuz?
- Çünkü reklam baskılarına teslim olmadım! Moda tarihi, güzellik, sanat ve sosyolojiye bayılıyorum... İnsanların yalnızca gülmeyip kafa yormaları için de tüm bu bilgiyi mizahıma katıyorum...

Çizmek sizin için ne anlam ifade ediyor?
- Sevişmek gibi bir şey... Doğanın bir armağanı!

Bu blogun amacı nedir?
- Düş kurabilmeleri, öğrenebilmeleri, düşünmeleri ve kızabilmeleri için insanları hayal gücüyle eğlendirmek!

Blogunuz para kazandırıyor mu? Kazandırmıyorsa geçiminizi nasıl sağlıyorsunuz?
- Hayır, bu blog benim dijital defterim yalnızca! Blogda gördükleriniz benim dünyam etrafından dönenlerin sadece %5’i. Ben bir sanatçı, tasarımcı, yaratıcı danışman, reklam kampanyaları yaratıcısı, ressam, gazete-dergi illüstratörü, yazar ve eleştirmenim... Kısacası tam bir tek kişilik grup...

HERŞEYİ ELİMLE ÇİZİP, RENKLENDİRİYORUM

Başkaları resim yüklerken siz her birini çiziyorsunuz. Bir çizim kaç dakikanızı alıyor?
- Humor Chic çok fazla emek barındırıyor. Belirli bir zaman yok. Herşeyi elimle çizip renklendiriyorum. Bu durum yalnızca zorluğu değil, aynı zamanda çalışmanın nihai değerini de artırıyor.

En beğendiğiniz moda tasarımcısı kimdir?
- Hayattayken Yves Saint Laurent. Alber Elbaz ile ilgili büyük umutlarım vardı ama para karşılığında bir hazır giyim markası için o korkunç şeyleri yapmaya tenezzül etmemesi gerekirdi... Hazır giyime karşı değilim ama onun yaptığı şeyler tam anlamıyla felaketti!

Anna Wintour’a biraz sert davranmıyor musunuz? Yoksa daha mı sert olmalısınız?
- Bence kendisi şanslı. Andy Warhol’un serigraf baskılarının ne kadar değerli olduğunu ve agrandismanlarımın ileride ne edebileceğini bir düşünün. Buna sert davranmak denebilir mi?

İnsanlar resimlerinizi bastırarak tişörtlerini kişiselleştiriyor mu sizce?
- Gençlerin çoğunluğu para sıkıntısı çektiği için bunu yasa dışı yoldan kopyalıyorlar ama bence çok sevimli oluyorlar.

Peki ya siz? Resimlerinizi kumaşa bastırarak bir tekstil markası yaratacak mısınız?
- Yeni fikirlere daima açığım, Hermes’in eşarp, seramik vs. ile yaptığı gibi emprime kumaşlar geliştirmek istiyorum.

Bazı resimleriniz çok seksi. Mizahı seksi yapmayı nasıl başarıyorsunuz?
- Gayriciddi çalışarak, kışkırtıcı ve kinayeli olarak, ancak çok fazla açığa vurmadan. Bakanın hayal dünyasına geniş yer bırakarak... Sınırlarım yok, sınır bakanın gözünde!

HANGİ TÜRK KADINI İÇİN NE DEDİ
“Ortadoğu ile çok yakın bağlarım var. Müşterim olan birçok Arap prensesi bulunuyor. Ama ne yazık ki Batı’da İslam ülkelerinde yalnızca burka ve tutuculuk olduğunu düşünen pek çok insan var. Batı medyası bir çeşit cehalet pompalıyor. Bu kadınlar Türkiye’nin geleneklerine saygılı olup gelişimine sırt çevirmeyen modern bir ülke olduğunu gösteriyor...”

ARZU ATABARUT: Gerçekten çok etkileyici. Eskide kalmış ve emperyalist görünümlü saç tarzına bayılıyorum. Bu günlerde belki biraz daha fazla!

YONCA EBUZZİYA: 50 sene öncesinin kimi Hollywood yıldızları gibi büyüleyici. Sahte dağınık saç tarzı gerçekten çok hoş. Çok şık, yataktan yeni kalkmış gibi!

DERİN MERMERCİ: Fazlaca dekolorasyon. ‘Desperate Housewives’ta rol veya saç ürünleri serisi için birebir.

FATOŞ YALIN: Modern ve şık, kendine özgü tarz ve çok net fikirlere sahip bir kadın.

GÜLLÜ AYBAR: Seçici ve vahşi, kıyafet seçimlerinde dahi risk alıyor... Belki biraz fazla animalier!

HANDE ATAİZİ: Gerçek şahane bir diva, muhteşem bir ilham perisi, cazibe ve bir nebze erotizm, başka bir çağdan fırlamış bir yıldız.

ÖZLEM ÖNAL: Nefis, tam bir at binicisi, Babil Kulesi saç tarzına sahip!

RONİT GÜLCAN: Gerillanın teki, politik bir listeye daha çok yakışır. Tam bir sosyete görüntüsü, çok zarif ama yanlış olmayan bazı sokak tarzı dokunuşlar barındırıyor!

ŞİRİN YALÇIN: Bir kraliçenin ayak izlerini takip eden enfes bir peri kızı, Pocahontas rolü için ideal.

ÜMİT BOYNER: Her açıdan bir kadın yönetici, erkeksi tarzda kadınsı, mükemmel bir müstakbel Başbakan, umarız!

BENCE DÜNYADAKİ EN TARZ SAHİBİ 5 KADIN

* Aung San Suu Kyi
* Ingrid Betancourt
* Brigitte Bardot
* Bianca Jagger
* Rania of Jordan

Here is Humor Chic’s 2010 list of the chicest women in Turkey:

ÜMİT BOYNER - YONCA EBUZZİYA - ÖZLEM ÖNAL

DERİN MERMERCİ - ARZU ATABARUT - FATOŞ YALIN

GÜLLÜ AYBAR - RONİT GÜLCAN - ŞİRİN YALÇIN

HANDE ATAİZİ

Humor Chic’s list of the chicest Turkish women - Özlem Güsar, the power of true elegance

We flew to the East to meet an adorable and very special woman in one of the world’s cities richest in charm and culture, the magical city of Istanbul in Turkey. She has a profile that would be perfect for one of the great films by directed by Bernardo Bertolucci, her manners could be a lesson to many silly, rude and arrogant women in the fashion world and elsewhere. Her culture and charm are beautiful examples of the meaning of real elegance. This is Madame Özlem Güsar, a stunning brand consultant for luxury names in fine jewelry and watches, such as Boucheron, Lange & Söhne and many other examples of international excellence.
We asked her to help draw up a list of the chicest women in Turkey and the result was truly amazing!

Here is Humor Chic’s 2010 list of the chicest women in Turkey:

- Ümit Boyner: President of TUSİAD (Turkish Industry and Business Association), the most important business platform in Turkey. The most prominent figures in the Turkish business world are members of TUSIAD. She is one of the most powerful women in Turkey. At the same time she is a board member of Boyner Holding, which has the best department stores in Turkey across a range of segments. Let’s say the equivalent of Macy’s and Bergdorf Goodman.

- Arzu Atabarut: Owner of İstanbul Gem Palace, a very famous Indian Jeweller’s.

- Hande Ataizi: An award-winning actrest, she is now pregnant.

- Şirin Yalçın: Has established and founded numerous charities promoting cultural projects and education.

- Derin Mermerci: Socialite

- Ronit Gülcan: Socialite and also works for a fashion company.

- Güllü Aybar: Manager of an art gallery.

- Yonca Ebuzziya: Brand ambassador for BMW in Turkey.

- Fatoş Yalın: The most prominent figure in the Turkish fashion magazine world. She has been in the fashion magazine business for over 15 years and is the GM of a publishing group with the rights to Marie Claire, Marie Claire Maison, Food & Travel, FHM etc....

- Özlem Önal: Socialite

Season’s Greetings from Humor Chic to all!

Humor Chic - Fidel Castro, Merry Christmas

Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz (born August 13, 1926) is a Marxist Cuban politician. One of the primary leaders of the Cuban Revolution, Castro served as the Prime Minister of Cuba from February 1959 to December 1976, and then as the President of the Council of State of Cuba and the President of Council of Ministers of Cuba until his resignation from the office in February 2008. He served as First Secretary of the Communist Party of Cuba, from 1965 until 2010, when he retired for health reasons.

Humm!!! "so...It's a Dictator"

Humor Chic - Karl Lagerfeld, Anna Wintour, Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson, Merry Christmas

Humor Chic News - aleXsandro Palombo Interview for German newspaper WELT KOMPAKT

„Für mich gibt es keine’ TFür Tabus“

aleXsandro Palombo illustriert für seinen Blog die Missstände der Modebranche

Wenn er zum Stift greift, kann das böse enden. Denn aleXsandro Palombo ist Karikaturist. Seine Opfer: Protagonisten der Modewelt. Auf dem Blog humorchic.blogspot.com präsentiert er seine Zeichnungen.
Sie sind gnadenlos, ehrlich – aber amüsant. Zumindest für den Betrachter. Auch den Künstler selbst, beweist dieses Interview, sollte man nicht allzu ernst nehmen.

WELT KOMPAKT: Welche Person karikieren Sie am liebsten?

aleXsandro Palombo: Karl Lagerfeld. Er amüsiert mich ungemein und ist so etwas wie der heimliche Star von Humor Chic. Für diese Ehrung musste er viele Fehltritte begehen. Manchmal denke ich mir auch welche aus. Ich mag starke Persönlichkeiten – selbst wenn sie nicht prominent sind. Mit Humor Chic arbeite ich ihr Potential heraus und lasse sie zu Helden meines Blogs werden. Ich verachte dagegen Leute, die sich zu wichtig nehmen. Ich finde sie einfach langweilig.

Wie kamen Sie auf die Idee, kritisch über Mode zu bloggen?

Palombo: Ich wurde quasi als Stylist geboren. Mit 24 Jahren zeigte ich meine erste Damenkollektion in Mailand. Mit 33 war Schluss damit. Ich war der Gründer der italienischen Avantgarde, erschuf Trends, die von allen großen Namen kopiert wurden. Die italienische Modeszene wusste meine Arbeit aber nicht zu würdigen.
Viele meiner Entwürfe waren einfach zu ungewöhnlich.
Dieses Elend und die Heuchelei ermüdeten mich, deshalb nahm ich ei-ne Auszeit. So konnte ich endlich wieder zeichnen. Mit meinem ersten Bildband, „Vanitas, Inshallah” feierte ich einen Erfolg. Da war klar, dass ich beim Zeichnen bleiben werde.

Sind Sie nicht Teil der Branche, über die Sie sich lustig machen?

Palombo: Ich kenne das System bis ins kleinste Detail. Aber ich habe mich nie dem Gruppenzwang verpflichtet. Das stört viele.

Glauben Sie, dass Ihre Cartoons etwas verändern können?

Palombo: Innovation ist immer willkommen. Die wenigen Modekritiker kritisieren doch gar nicht wirklich.
Sie werden von Modehäusern bestochen. Meine Zeichnungen ändern nicht alles, aber die vielen Fans, die ich habe, vielleicht.

Welche Themen sind tabu?

Palombo: Keine. Das Wort „tabu” habe ich aus dem Wörterbuch gestrichen. Wir leben in einer gestörten Gesellschaft. Wenn du in Unterhose auf die Straßen gehst, sagt keiner etwas.
Vielleicht wird das gar zum Trend. Die Menschen sind verrückt.

Was halten Sie von Anna Wintour?

Palombo: Sie ist eine süße und sensible Frau. Intelligent, mit viel Selbstironie. Anders als viele ihrer Kolleginnen hat sie die Macht der Blogger erkannt.

Gibt es Leute, von denen Sie gehasst werden?

Palombo: Ja. Von denjenigen, die ich noch nicht gezeichnet habe.

Interview: Ricarda Landgrebe und Caroline Rudelt

Humor Chic - Carine Roitfeld, Merde à Vogue

Carine Roitfeld

Humor Chic Exclusive - Anna Wintour and Homer Simpson, Erotic Tips

Humor Chic Erotic Chic - Ashley Baker, all from ... taste

This is one of those moments where Humor Chic literally goes haywire! Take it from me! The reason? For many boys (and sprightly old voyeurs) who find themselves with their tongues flattened against the monitor of the PC, watching, dreaming (and who knows ...?) one of the most exciting pieces of forbidden fruit that fashion has to offer ... Which? The one with the unique and irrepressible fashion Pin Up, and the utterly erotic antianorexic Ashley Baker, Deputy Editor of the fantastic Daily Front Row... Everyone’s screensaver!

Humor Chic Erotic Chic - Patricia Carta, floods of smiles all round

So you think going to a fashion show is great fun, a privilege? You’re utterly insane. It's a long time since I went to a funeral, except my beloved Gramps Karl (only because I kindly brought it on), but I assure you going to a fashion show is usually more like going to a funeral (if not worse).
Smiles are as rare as water in the desert. You see, it isn’t cool to laugh. The few who do it are being polite to a colleague or some big shot (ass-licking) or acquaintance (all false as hell, horror scenes for connoisseurs). But mind, don’t despair because there is only one woman in fashion capable of livening up the ambiance with her sincere and radiant smile.
This is the sunny and infectious Patricia Carta, talented editor in chief of Vogue Brazil ... Reading it really is the best tonic!

Humor Chic Erotic Chic - Bee-Shyuan Chang, a fabulous rain strawberry

Born in Taipei, Taiwan, Bee-Shyuan Chang grew up in misty Seattle before leaving for Georgetown University Law Center. After a (thankfully) brief stint as a corporate attorney, Bee ditched the legal world for more creative waters. She is now a New York-based freelance writer and the fashion director of Fabric magazine.
Want some strawberry? So follow the Super...Bee

Humor Chic Exclusive - Anna Wintour's Erotic Tips, Monday in Humor Chic

Humor Chic Erotic Tips - Rebecca Alexander and Daniel Saynt, a wonderful exchange of partners

In the many useless magazines that still swamp the newsstands you’ll always find a section devoted to sex, where the token sexologist/ psychologist (generally with old-fashioned, boring ideas, and a general pain in the ass) answers readers’ letters (mostly invented) and bestows the usual flood of sexual advice on how, what, when, where and why ... the same old crap, driving you to suicide, or to one of the many jerks who work as shrinks for dough! To cope with all these old gophers lacking imaginative authenticity and introduce you to the best of the new series called "Erotic Chic" (a rarity for collectors), Humor Chic asked a fantastic young couple to give you their 10 erotic recommendations. They are Rebecca Alexander and Daniel Saynt, Super New York Bloggers and the outspoken founders of Fashionindie. Below is their shopping list.
Good reading to all (oldsters and fake Puritans included)!

1. Don't be a prude. Sex is the single most important human experience in your life. The more of it you have the better.

2. Fuck like crazy while you're young. In your 50s you're going to need Viagra and penis pumps, vaginal rejuvination, plastic surgery and a large bank account if you want to do the nasty with twentysomethings. When your in your 20s you only need a condom and a good pick up line.

3. Play with toys. If The Pleasure Chest had a VIP Program, we'd be the first couple to join. New sex toys come out every month and there is always a new body oil or vibrator to check out. Toys = Fun. Fun = A longer and happier life, so play.

4. Pay for Porn. Yeah there are a ton of free sites on the web where you can stream low resolution snippets of porn, but much like the movie industry if your not paying for admission, they can't give you the very best entertainment. Decide on a studio you like or a star you enjoy watching and buy monthly access to their best work. You'll get high def quality and full length features.
This way when you and your partner want to get off you're doing it without interruption.

5. Don't pay for sex. Sex shouldn't be a business transaction. If you can't get laid, you're not trying hard enough. Get on Casual Encounters on Craigslist, get on dating sites, join AshleyMadison.com and make fucking your part time hobby.

6. Go to sex parties. If you really want to experience sex at its most un-evolved state a swinger party is the place for you. You'll witness a completely primal approach to sex that brings with it a communal experience unlike any other. It's a fun and safe way to play voyeur or Peeping Tom. If you're not into sex with other people you can always go for the buffet. We suggest the baked ziti.

7. Buy sexy underwear. Lingerie is important for men. It's visually enticing and fun to take off. Wear garter belts, matching sets and stockings. A full suit of sexual armor. For men, buy underwear that enhances your body and that is expensive. We're a huge fan of 2xist's Sliq collection cause of its bulge enhancing attributes and soft to the touch feel. Also, men should always wear really soft tee shirts to bed, they are nice to rub against and fun to take off. James Pearse makes the softest tees ever.

8. Use your mouth when removing your partners undies. It's just much sexier that way.

9. Play Games. In high school you'd go to parties and play spin the bottle, truth or dare and seven minutes in heaven. Now you go to parties to talk about work. Yeah, you're pretty lame. Change that and play some games. Get a group of single friends together, break out the twister mat and be a little crazy. Regrets are for those with too much time on their hands to think about the past.

10. Safe sex is the only sex. Always use protection. We suggest Kimono Condoms. They feel like you have nothing on and are extremely strong.

Humor Chic News - We Love Heroine Anne Frank and you?

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Humor Chic Art - Anne Frank, a Super Heroine

'I want to go on living even after my death!'
Anne Frank wrote these words in her diary on 4 April 1944.

What would Anne Frank have been and done in times like these?

In a society riddled with mediocrity, always embroiled in multi-ethnic conflicts, culturally impoverished, with a diseased and ailing body politic, an ideological abyss and mistaken values, oppression, widespread injustice and perfidy, the absence of identity, the prevalence of envy, the clinging to power at any cost, unrestrained prejudice, aesthetic obsession and mortification, unbridled and meaningless consumerism, folly, racism and anti-Semitism, the latter an increasingly popular phenomenon.

What would have become of Anne Frank?

Try and imagine it. And if you really can’t, then begin to wear this Art T-shirt with the “Super Heroine Anne Frank” by aleXsandro Palombo and I’m pretty certain you could achieve something good...