Friday, April 30, 2010

Humor Chic "Toilet very chic" - Are you ready for an exclusive super cool front row?



The forthcoming "Toilet very chic" week will definitely not be a piece of cake. The fantastic heroines of Humor Chic whom we adore, love, hate, scorn and support are nearly ready to reveal themselves in their magnificent privacy...
Instructions for use:
We discourage anyone who is lacking in Humor Chic from viewing "Toilet very chic".

“Fashion faux pas” by aleXsandro Palombo, illustrated for The Sunday Times Magazine





When the Sunday Times Magazine in Britain came and asked if I would care to illustrate "Fashion faux pas" for them I was rather taken aback. I thought, they’re crazy! Illustrating errors of style to be avoided at all cost is not simple, and let's face it, not everyone could do it. How would you go about illustrating Spanx body shapers (a kind of armour women wear to model tummy, waist and hips), without falling into bad taste yourself? Or those who wear bras so tight their breasts look as though they’re about to pop out at you? Or even worse the cellulite that peeps out from filmy fashion wear? Well in my visions I imagined them like this, with my typical Palombo women who are my life and I love them unendingly... I hope you enjoy them!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Humor Chic Beauty - Carla Bruni, Botox dictator


In the corridors of the Elysée Palace and everywhere else all the talk and comment is about First Lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy’s new look. Botox, botox and still more botox, this is the new trend that the lovely Carla Bruni is energetically endorsing and launching, after succumbing to the blandishments of botox. A veritable epidemic is driving many employees at the Elysée Palace to go in for botox touch-ups. In fact to avoid being sacked, the policy the presidential couple adopts when anyone crosses their path, even the poor and desperate employees are having botox touch-ups. The presidential couple had two journalists sacked from a famous newspaper a few months ago – and it wasn’t the first time either – and all because they dared to write about their private life, saying they were cheating on each other. Everyone knows that, like turds, there are still too many dictators in society, but all we needed was a First Lady, dictator and queen... of botox! Fantastic...we love Carla

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Humor Chic’s agenda - Next week "Toilet very chic"


From next Monday Humor Chic will devote the week to the "Toilet very chic” of fashion figures. How do they pass their time in the toilet? Follow Humor Chic carefully and all will be revealed!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Humor Chic - W Giorgio Armani


Giorgio Armani describes himself as a "dictator" because of the aplomb with which he manages his fashion empire, writes the Wall Street Journal... A dictator?

Actually, some time ago he told an Italian newspaper: "Berlusconi can change Italy. We need someone with his strength or we’re doomed. I know what I’m saying is bound to be unpopular, a bit fascist if by fascism you mean someone taking an irrevocable decision."

A bit fascist? An irrevocable decision?
Then there’s the eagle in the Emporio Armani logo. And the eagle was a Fascist symbol!
So who the heck is Armani!!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Humor Chic - MAISON FRANÇAISE 15th anniversary illustrated by aleXsandro Palombo



MAISON FRANÇAISE Magazine Istanbul, Turkey Edition April 2010, 15th anniversary illustrated by aleXsandro Palombo.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Humor Chic - Annie Leibovitz, a desperate photograph



The famous and extremely rich Annie Leibovitz is facing bankruptcy. The US Inland Revenue Dept is chasing her but she has not a penny to her name... it seems that she has blown her entire welath in order to undergo complete restoration in the hands of a plastic surgeon. Ah, what a vain little witch!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Humor Chic cover - Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, the perfect support


Is your career plummeting? Drop by dearest Perez, he'll show you how to soar!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Humor Chic Gossip - Franca Sozzani and Alain Elkann, raining horns at Vogue Italy...



As the Italians say, she was bewitched, betrayed and left wearing the horns...
A pitiless fate befell the slender and gentle editor of Vogue Italy, Franca Sozzani. It seemed the love affair that blossomed some time ago between the slender Franca and Alain Elkann would eventually lead to a different walk from the strut down the catwalk... the walk down the aisle to the altar. But then the lively Alain was caught red-handed in the streets of Rome in the company of a beautiful and seductive lady, an art historian and antiquarian, exchanging passionate kisses and romantic effusions. He is the son of a banker who was also the rabbi of Paris, married into the Agnelli family (by whom he had John, Lapo and Ginevra). Then followed a separation and various affairs until the fashion idyll with the slender Franca. There was shock at the news that the malicious editorial staff of Vogue Italy were popping endless bottles of champagne (given they don’t care much for Franca!) in their boss’s absence, and now many of them, mostly animalists, are already wondering what will become of poor Lazlo, the Scottish Terrier Alain gave her. Will she it, will they fight over it, will she abandon it, give it away or seeing the crisis perhaps she’ll sell it? But apart from the usual romantic implications, this is a real tragedy, a broken dream, an immense sorrow that has put a further strain on the slender Franca, in an already difficult period for the accounts of Vogue Italy, which sells very little, next to nothing, even though in January she attempted to revive its already ailing fortunes with a unusual cover, not in the least Vogue but very "Humor Chic" (I wonder why?), but unfortunately poorly done and tasteless. Anyhow, every cloud has a silver lining. That guy never deserved you, dear Franca. And then think how lucky you were, thanks to these trendy horns Humor Chic has given you immortality... welcome!
Now give us a big smile and looks out there... the world is watching you!

A sincere and affectionate hug, dear Franca

Monday, April 12, 2010

Humor Chic - Marc Jacobs and Terry Richardson, a pervy duo?


Marc Jacobs defends Terry Richardson...and Pervy Terry is grateful!

Friday, April 09, 2010

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Humor chic - Carine Roitfeld and Terry Richardson, no baby models



A PERVFECT cover to say no to baby models.

Thousands of models each year move from one fashion capital to another in search of a dream. Regrettably many are underage, and for the fashion industry it’s well known that all ages are fine as long as they provide fresh and appetising flesh to be sacrificed to the god of money. Unfortunately only a handful of the girls make it big thanks to the few serious professionals who follow them and protect them carefully in their careers. For the rest of the herd it’s the start of a dramatic ordeal made up of illusions, blackmail, exploitation and abuse that lead to depression, anorexia and increasing numbers of suicides. Many of them are underage, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen or sixteen years old. It’s a real form of people trafficking, with many models ending up in the hands of unscrupulous predators, who use them as client bait or even juvenile prostitutes, bargaining chips to satisfy the private perversions and vices of many wealthy professionals in the fashion industry, executives, owners of small businesses and much more… a real seedbed of vice (but don’t say so because it isn’t good for the industry’s image). Certainly it’s not easy to regulate the system, after all it’s not a state. But perhaps to curb this rampant immorality some measures could be taken. First of all it’s important to talk about it more, breaking the conspiracy of silence and clearing away the compromises. And pending a broader approach people can begin by self-regulating their consciences and saying no to this rampant irresponsibility. Sure, I know, you tell me that it's not easy to use the old gray matter and where can we find any nowadays? Some people had it but they burned it up by shooting cocaine and some, alas, never had any! Anyway thanks to our lovely and courageous Carine Roitfeld, editor of Vogue France, we can be more relaxed. She followed in the footsteps of sweet Anna to continue to send a positive message against the trafficking and exploitation of underage models, beautiful and sexy, very adult and very young, earnest and enterprising. Dear Carine what do you say if we start having more fun among us adults and leave all these juvenile fashion models out of it? And then if your dear old Uncle Terry tells you the same thing... hey, we’re practically home and hosed!

Monday, April 05, 2010

Humor Chic - Karl Lagerfeld, a great sense of Humor...chic


Well what do you know! Humor Chic was the first to give you a preview sneak at the erotic passions of our dear fashion Grandparents. Finally the lovely Karl plucked up some courage and unveiled the truth by publicly declaring that he loves porn and hardcore actors!! that he loves paying for company but only goes for high class escorts! and that he prefers not to sleep with the people he loves! is there anything else you'd like to tell us dear Karl?

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Humor Chic - Terry Richardson and Anna Wintour, an ice cream shot


Well, as regards the scandal concerning Terry Richardson's alleged sexual abuse of a number of young models which he himself photographed, it seems that numerous other shady facts are coming to the surface. Infact, as well as the true or false allegations which are being brought against him we would like to point out the fact that it seems like in the fashion system there were many people who knew of these little vices of his, including sweet Anna who repeatedly hired him for the lovely advertising magazine Vogue. The point is that in fashion there are too many young and underage models and too many bastards who take advantage of this easy prey. Listen Anna, why don't you start by setting the example and stop using underage models for Vogue's photo shoots and maybe you could even portray yourself on the cover...eating a nice ice cream! Stop butchering underage girls...Thank you.